How To Become a Vampire
I was looking at some search stats and noticed that this question (how to become a vampire?) was more common than you might expect. Every day, nearly 100 people were looking for a way to join the ranks of the stylish undead. “An interesting topic for a little tutorial”, I thought. Hence this post.
It seems the jury’s still out on how, exactly, vampires are created. Some sources cite ancient beliefs (mostly useless superstition), some insist on the popular bitten-by-vampire myth, and some claim that you simply can’t “become” a vampire if you’ve been born human. Maybe there’s no single way. So, instead of focusing on any of the aforementioned approaches, I’ll describe three common vampiric features that you can attain without any supernatural help.
Hypnotism (AKA Mesmerism)
“True” vampires have it easy - some mind-control skills are supposedly included in the whole dark revenant package, along with good looks and sharp teeth. But don’t despair, … wait, no, despair is cool. Ahem. As I was saying, hypnosis and neuro-linguistic programming are well within the reach of mere mortals, so you are free to learn and use it - even if your heart is still beating. Head over to Google or Amazon.com
To get an (optimistic) idea of what you might achieve, take a look at Derren Brown. He’s done some very impressive things (videos).
Night Vision
Excellent low-light vision is something I’ve always wanted. You can improve your night vision by using a few tricks, and science might eventually figure something out.
The most promising idea I discovered is NightWalking. The website has a heavy slant towards philosophy/spirituality that reminds me vaguely of Carlos Castaneda, but it also contains a detailed guide on improving your peripheral vision. As you might already know, in a situation when there’s very little light, peripheral vision is much more effective than central vision. Better peripheral vision = better night vision, so this is definitely something worth trying.
Dark and Mysterious
The “dark” part won’t be a problem - just pick something from the wide range of goth stuff available. Maybe invest in coloured contact lenses and/or appropriate makeup.
As for being mysterious, well… * nods and smiles knowingly *
Ah, okay, I’ll be more verbose. There’s a bunch of lame tutorials about “how to be mysterious” on the web, but they’re generally a crazy mix of the somewhat useful and the completely ridiculous. In my opinion the coveted “aura of mysteriousness” is a pinch of secrecy + a certain form of inner confidence. And it’s not the kind of confidence that lets you approach strangers and sing on stage. I’m talking about the kind that frees you from seeking external validation of your thoughts, actions and existence. This is something that very few people have, but it can be learned. Think.
Miscellaneous Thoughts
I suspect most people in the “how to become a vampire” crowd are looking for a shortcut to becoming cool (is that a pun?). That is understandable. My main reservation about this is that it’s an unlikely shortcut — and that most wanna-be’s don’t really understand what they’re asking for when they say “I want to be a vampire!”.
Personally, I consider the concept of blood-craving bona-fide vampires unrealistic. I haven’t seen any reasonable biological explanations for it, and the idea that “it’s magic!” doesn’t do it for me on this overall low-magic planet. Psychic vampirism is a different thing entirely, but there’s generally nothing glamorous about being unable to sustain your existence without becoming a (possibly unknowing) parasite. Okay, parasitism might not be the only way, but I won’t discuss that here.
Hey, this is probably the weirdest post on this site (so far) 
I dont know if i am or am not one
I have very sharp teeth, I HATE going outside. I just burn, i am alot paler than my friends. I have very good eyesite in the dark and Love meat. I eat alot more meat than my family and usually like the ones filled with juice(blood)
I wear alot of dark clothing too
Is this just me being superstitious or am i really one?
It depends. While vampires might have those qualites, not everyone who is like that is a vampire. Or, to put it differently - all vampires have teeth, but not everyone who has teeth is a vampire.
well i basically fit all of the above but yet i dont find myself craving blood all the time.
to become one, you have to know one who is tired of being what he or she is, for they have to die for you to become one. you have to eat their heart and brain. disgusting i know.
well as I want you all to know I,am a vampire.I burn in daylight but a ring givin to me by some guy in the mountains prevents me from burning to bad.I do burn If I,am left in the light for too long.I go to night school with my budd,I try not to keep a lot of friends or try not to make any.I feed and live off of my girlfriend.dont worry she wont die I will make sure of that.the moon in the night sky almost blinds me as if I were looking in the sun.If you have anymore questions or want a dark gift contact me at my email. signed:shaynen,b
E-mail is poke0304@aol.com
i think i might be a Dhampir but i am not sure i hate sunlight and have excellent night vision. i have extremely good night vision and i like blood a lot it has a way of making me hungry. if u have any suggestions e-mail me at ryan.929@hotmail.com or add me on myspace
……………………. i need to be come a f****** vampire or im gonna comit suicide (which isnt recomended……) what is really good way that i can make it happen??!!!?!?!!!?!
there is no definite way to become one if there was i would be one. i would rather be a Dhampir than a vampire they have all the vampire attributes but ar able to be in the sunlight and aren’t hurt by it
me and my freind (she will remain anonymous) want to become one but cant find a way to do it with out having to have to die….please HEEEELLLLLP!!!!!!!
I dont care what it takes i want to be a vampire!
you know wat ill be dhampir too!!!!!!
ok i really wanna be a vampire. i dont care what it takes. even if i have to drink someones blood or execute my soul or something. infact, i love blood. sometimes, if i crave it to much i’ll lick my own. i hate being out in the sun, i feel my flesh burning. im not sure on my night vision, but at least im pretty pale.
please, anyone who thinks or knows they are a vampire help me get there too. i want it so badly, even if it means death.
I think I’m half mortal, half vampire. I have semi-sharp teeth and gold eyes. I love biting people, but not to the point of blood flow. I like darkness and can see perfectly in the night.
But, I’m not extremely pale.
I do like blood, but only my own.
–Unless someone is bleeding already.
I found a name for our struggle. There is no complication with sunlight, I assure you. A simple rare steak will suffice, keeping in mind the craving for blood is measured by ones involvement and coonection. There is only one way to be, we can say, “initiated”… respond to this, if you are interested that is. I don’t want to waste my time, be sure of what you seek.
@Kirsten -u p a vampire like me
@xXsilent_death_sonataXx - If you wanna become a vampire I can help you. There are ways, just most people are stupid to look toward the internet to find out how. You just gotta dig deeper. If you’re interested email me at hickmanc55@yahoo.com
HELLO CODY. MY NAME IS AKASHA WINTERS AND I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. YOU SEE MY EX BOYFRIEND HATED THE FACT THAT IAM A VAMPIRE SO I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. COULD YOU GIVE ME ANY TYPE OF ADVICE THAT MIGHT HELP ME IN THE FUTURE?@Cody -
Is anyone willing to leading me some good advice?
there is little advise i can give but 4 what i know there are 2 things u can do. U can
either resist ur craving and try to hide the fact that u are a vamp or u can try to convert back to human which is really hard. i am neither vamp or human. i am a cross breed i am half vamp half human so in tech terms i am a dhampir. i have only some of a vampires affinities. i have excellent night vision and i have a craving 4 blood but i am not burned by sunlight.
IS IT EASY TO BECOME A DHAMPIR? WHAT WOULD I HAVE TO DO? IF ITS POSSIBLE COULD YOU HELP ME?
ok. heres the thing. im not sure if im a vampire or not. i dont have pale skin or any special talents(i dont think) but i have this insane thirst for blood. my teacher suggested iron deficiency(sp). and i already ruled out that possibility a long time ago. i mean im dependant apon blood for my nutrition. i can live without it but i crave it. and im rather sensative to the smell of blood. im just really bothered why i cant seem to find an answer to my odd behavior. and if vampire is a possibilty im really worried about the people around me. any help on the situation??? PLEASE!
I’m not sure how i became a dhampir but one day i woke up with an insane thirst and water wasn’t cutting it. so about a month ago i went to the doctors and they said that i was hypoglycemic. but later that day when cut my self i had an want 4 the blood hat was flowing out of my arm. and i feel fine after i drink some blood.
there are multiple ways to help stop cravings but most involve pain to u or another person.
1.u can cut ur self and drink ur blood
or
2.u can try to resist ur cravings and most likely fail and go on a blood rampage.
there is a possibility that u arn’t a vamp and u are a dhampir like me. there are a few dhampirs that i know of but we are spread out in the U.S. and i am the only one with a blood craving. and it is a pain in my @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL……HERES THE THING I DO CRAVE BLOOD AND YES I DO DRINK MY OWN BLOOD. I PREFER GOING OUT AT NIGHT BUT HERES WHY I THINK THAT IAM A DHAMPIR……I CAN GO OUTSIDE AND NOT GET BURNED BY SUNLIGHT. MY VISION IS EXCELLENT AT NIGHT. SO I HONESTLY REALLY THINK IAM A DHAMPIR. ITS A GREAT FEELING.
kool now i know more of my kind. u can e-mail me at ishida_uruuyu@hotmail.com
DHAMPIR IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME. YOU CAN E-MAIL ME AT Gemini_doll_baby@yahoo.com.
none of u know anything about vampires. ur all humans who come up with fake crap.
WELL……SPEAKING BEHALF OF ALL OF THE VAMPIRES AND DHAMPIRS ON THIS SITE. WHO CARES. FIRST OF ALL DON’T YOU DARE COME IN HERE AND DIS ALL OF THE VAMPIRES AND DHAMPIRS IN HERE. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU……WHY ARE U UP IN HERE DISRESPECTING WHAT WE ARE AND ALL OF ARE BELIEVES? ANOTHER THING YOU SAY THAT NONE OF US KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES? WHY DON’T YOU JUST LEAVE IT ALONE, BEFORE WE GET YOU KURECHI!!!!!!
i would like to become a vampire
anyone wanna help me
i have been waiting a long time to beome one
please help
thank u
…idk how to be one but it comes as a curse if u wish to be in light and i am thankful i am only half vamp and half human.
it comes with birth and blood given by another. nothing on the internet is safe anymore. nothing is real. go to tampa, florida, and ask anyone on the street for Darkness Rising. the only gang that knows ANYTHING about vampires, Dhampirs, and any other thing. there is your destiny. find us, and we will reward you. we are wating.
Yeahh, I dont like notbeing able to o out in the sunlight all the time, but it does have its ups && downss.
@Dark - ARE YOU ACTUALY PART OF THE GANG?
LOL I’M GOING TO GET A CROSS SO MANY VAMPIRES WANNABE HERE! I WILL REMAIN A HUMAN.
You people honestly make me want to kill myself.
” i ish da mean blud drinking vampiire who can nt spel”
How old are you? Five? Jeeze, Mari, and Joe. Honestly.
Vampirism is an ancient belief that many have sought after. Its certianally not going to be rewarded to some bafoon who types like a gorilla…
No, I’m not saying that all Vampyres have proper grammer or that they speak good English. What I am saying is that usually those who go around brodcasting the the world that they are a Vampyre or Dampyre fall a little short.
Self-feeding, by the way, is excruciatingly painful, and rarely actually covers any cravings you might be experiancing, as well as making yourself dreadfully sick.
Please, don’t mock a beautiful legend with your stupidity. Its not fair to those of us who actually think.
people plz help, i want to become a dhampir so bad i get a thurst for blood a strong urge for humans. i have a girl friend and when we kiss i get a urg of blood of her human smell. how can i get the vampire atributes. plz help. u can text me at 812-202-2553 or email me at paintball_king92@hotmail.com plz hurry.
@Schuyler Lodemai -
stop reading twilight
Hi guys,
I just found this new feature that allows users to upload their photo and to check if they’re a vampire or not
http://www.pollsb.com/create/are_you_a_vampire
check it out, it’s pretty cool
enjoy
Hello. I’m Kaylee. I’m 12 years old. My mother was a Vampire and my father is a Human. My mother died because she didn’t drink any blood because she didn’t want to hurt anyone. But,before she died she wanted to know what my blood tasted like so she bit me.
Now, there are 2 scars on my neck and my eyes turn red. Is that normal? And I offen have a hunger for blood. I almost drank my little sisters blood once when she was 7. She said that I had fangs and my eyes started to glow red again. I have no clue if that’s true but I couldnt controll myself untill my dad walked in the room. I need your help. I’m very terrified at what I’ve become. Please reply at my e-mail: kayleeseno@yahoo.com
Like idk if i am or not but i think there cool, but my mother tells me its not real and i should get those thoughts out of my head. When i see blood in movies i makes me wanna try it and when i get cuts i always lick the blood and my older brother yells at me telling me thats yucky. and like I’m in the line where im confused and don’t know or how to. i wouldn’t mind being a vampire, but drinking 4 qints of blood is kinda silly. =l someone help. myspace.com/kairi23 or email me at kotacub@yahoo.com
HEY EVERYBODY! I REALLY NEED SOMEONE’S HELP, THERE IS THIS GUY WHO IAM REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH AND EVERYTIME I SEE HIM I JUST WANT TO POUNCE ON HIM AND BITE HIS NECK AND DRINK HIS BLOOD. ANYTHIME THAT HE IS NEAR ME I JUST WANT TO DRINK HIS BLOOD. I CRAVE HIM SO MUCH.I DON’T WANT TO HURT HIM BECAUSE HE IS A REALLY GOOD FRIEND TO ME BUT AT THE SAME TIME I JUST FEEL LIKE HE’S TEASING ME WITH THE WAY HE LOOKS AT ME. IAM IN NEED OF HELP VERY BADLY. WHAT SHOULD I DO? PLEASE HURRY BEFORE IT’S TO LATE. U CAN TEXT ME AT 443-669-4389 OR EMAIL ME AT: Gemini_doll_baby@yahoo.com. please help.
Napkin is a vampire it suck ladies blood.
Dear Kaylee,If you really are a vampire.You are lucky I found you.I am also a vampire and here is my story.I can help.I am unfortunately stuck at 10.It was 1901 when I was out for a short walk home from my friends.I got sidetracked and turned a wrong way.I think I had been walking for about an hour when I noticed I was going the wrong way.I wandered into the forest and I was in the middle of a hunt for some vampires.That’s how I am stuck.Before I was a vampire I had brown eyes,brown hair,and was a little weak.Now I have dark brown hair,gold eyes and I have 100% more power then any human.Here is what you need to do if you’re alone.Join the nearest coven.Depending on where you live you can join the nearest coven or move somewhere.Join the Speedest coven whick is in Europe,the Paresa coven which is in Mexico,the Strines coven which is in Antartica,the Hailus coven which is in South America,the Reneem coven which is in Africa,the Chestardo coven which is in Australia,Babeus coven which is in Asia,the Ayus coven which is in Canada,and finally,the Finusleadus coven which is in North America.I admit human blood is tasty.But always hunt animals.If you’re hunting stop by my coven and we can go hunting togather.Respond if you have anything to say.To Kaylee age 12.From Jake age 10.
Dear Dria,8/10 vampires have talents.Try everything you can.I have a talent to control love.It isn’t that bad.Except the fact I’m a boy.If you are a vampire go hunt some animals and fill up a bunch of cups with it’s blood.Drink it until you have absolutely had enough.Then, hang around your friends.If you’re full of blood it dosn’t bother you as much.Keep trying to find your talent.Remember to try absolutely everything.To Dria,From Jake.
for the past 3 days my friend and i have a really bad craving to drink blood..we have tried to drink our own blood but that dosent help….what should we do???what does this mean???we would like to know how to become a vampire as well….
@Cody - my friend and i have had this bad craving for blood..we have tried drinking our own but that dosen’t help..what does that mean..what should we do???…how do we become a vampire???PLEASE HELP US!!!!!
- please turn me…
@Jake -
Hello my name is Tiga! i am 13 years old and i have been trying to become a vampire for years and i want to know if u could help me? that would mean so much to me!
Wow ur all idiots. Its a legend. They don’t exist.
hey, i want 2 bite someone but i dnt want 2 at the same time please help me.
hey…..iam looking to bite someone and looking to maybe grow a romance….if anyone is intersted call me or text me at:443-669-4389…….just ask for arielle….
Vampires DON’T exist in real life!
Come on everybody! Open your eyes!
If you are a vampire and you say that you are craving for blood, ITS PSYCHOLOGICAL!
If you think vampires are cool then they’re cool, but they REALLY DON’T EXIST!
If you are saying that it is really REAL and you yourself is REALLY a VAMPIRE, then why wouldn’t you SHOW EVIDENCE that you are really one?
I had years of research for this and how to become one but it all results that they are just MYTHS!
If someone here, thinks that they are really vampires, then show your EVIDENCE!
Bite me and make me one if you are really a VAMPIRE so that I will BELIEVE…
Vampires are created as entertainments and thrillers for movies, books, and other stories but don’t make it influence you.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE. YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO NONESENSE STUFF.
i really love to have a family of my own..
If this shit is really real….come and bite me, if i don’t get bit, then you are all full of shit. and if you actually have supernatural powers…then tracking me down won’t be hard.
ice cold hearted……i would love to have a family as well……i just havent found the right person…..to settle down with.
Hi my name is Tiffany I am 13 and I have been paying attention to articles and news about vampires but there’s is never real prove that there are vampires I want to be a vampire. I always believed in them and wishes to be a vampire…. may u please come to me and tell me bout vampires and then maybe change me? Contact me please!
Please change me into a vampire!
I’ve been a vampire since 1947. I’ve been 18 for a while now. If I do say myself, a lot of these websites have everything wrong about our kind. Of course we don’t like the sun much, we don’t eat much human food (only when necessary, like when we’re around humans or at school and stuff), if you’re strong enough you can go without blood for more than a couple weeks. Our body temperature is quite chilly. Most people would say it is very unusual to have such a cold temperature. I’m also sure some of you have heard that we sometimes are created with a supernatural power or ability. It’s rare to get one of these gifts, but I do have one. I was created with the ability to push out whatever my feelings are, whether it is depressed or dismal to happy or joyful, to the people that surround me. I can push this ‘force’ out about 30 feet. My vampire family and I have still been working on my ‘force’. It is a very interesting subject. So if you have any questions about vampires ask me.
I believe that half the posts on here are from small children or teens that have read some kind of vampiric fictional novel, by the latest post I would say “Twilight”
How can some of you actually say that you are indeed vampires? I’ve read a lot of different posts of people claiming to be vampires but all say very different things. How can the rest of you believe this stuff? It is not real, and even if it was, why on earth would you think that they would share their secrets on the internet with just anyone to read.
Hey Jess, got MSN messenger?
I still choose to believe that vampires do exist… and if i could, i would like to befriend vampires and i would very much like to become one as well.
Hello,
I see that there are a few people here who do not believe. I was curious of what those people who do say about vampires, what is it like? I am a person who wants to believe in vampires, and thinking of them not existing tears my heart into two pieces. Im curious of Jess the most. Being almost 18 myself. I was curious if someone could please show me proof of your existence. Im dying to know. (no pun intended). how can I find out if someone is a vampire by my? should i trust them to turn me? is it lonely? Please help me, understand/possibly turn.
Kelly
Jake,kaylee and Jess…
can I ask that, is it that any vampire can just change one into a vampire or is it that only certain of them get to change people into vampire??I really badly want to become a vampire myself.><” can any of your help? =X
Tsk… Nonesense…
To answer Kelly’s question, being a vampire isn’t as bad as people are lead to believe. It is not lonely nor is it the coolest thing in the world. Sometimes you just feel normal, like you can fit in. It’s just not as easy for some of us. Though we are alike we are still different souls. And there is no proof to show you that we exsist only that you believe. I tell you all of this because I want people to understand and be curious and to use an imagination of thoughts and pictures they’ve created to know what it’s like. You cannot just find out if someone is a vampire. You have to sense it. You can only trust the vampires you know because some of our kind are very dangerous, though they shouldn’t be around many humans at one time unless they are strong and can handle the scent of humans and their blood.
Mandy, this is a very simple question to answer. Every vampire can change someone, for the venom in all vampires flows in their mouth and on their teeth. It is like a human’s saliva except with venom. Some vampires only change a human if it is absolutely necessary. My family and I only live (poor choice of wording) off of the blood of animals in the wild while other vampires choose to drink human blood thus changing them into a vampire.
Anyone else like to crack one at me? Happy to answer!
To Jess I was wondering well ive done some research and i want to know the process of turning from the human side. Also i was wondering if there is any certain things you can do to turn without being bit.
Well, the process is simple though it takes a lot of time and pain. All the vampire must do is bite the person so the venom goes into the bloodstream. It is best that the bite is near to the heart becuase it is the most important thing to keep a human alive. There isn’t really any other way to turn. I say really because you could have an injection, but where would you get the venom? Highly unlikely. That was probably the easiest question I’ve answered.
Thank you for that. Now if you dont mind how trust worthy are you in turning people in vampires?
Jess, can you turn me ? and do you have like msn or something?
oh and my elder sister told me that when a vampire feed on a human blood, the human will die..and if a vampire were to change someone, the vampire only have to bite the person, is it this way? =x
Hey Jess, i was wondering if you can go into the sunlight? would you burn? also, when you change does your body change also? like to change into more appealing features?
sorry im just curious, your probably thinking “what what a stupid twilight vamp wannabe” thanks for you time
wow you people are idiots, i love the taste of blood, and i am really pale, also i have sharp teeth, i don’t get hurt at all, and also i am always cold no matter how warm the temperature is, but this does not mean i am a fucking vampire. For everyone who is on this site has either seen the movie “Bloodrayne” or read or seen the “Twilight” series. i have read both and seen both, but this does not mean i am a vampire. All my signs just make me a clear psycho, just like all of you, there is no such things as vampires, and you all need some help if you think you are or can be a vampire.
To valley of the Damned sorry to rain on your parade here. But if there is no such thing as vampires. Then what you are saying is that throughout history Vampires were just a legend that started out in transylvania and then spread to all of the world and got famous. How does a simple idea do that back in 1200? Not even a printing press was invented then to spread the word and there is no way someone travled the whole earth or got some people to. Which case if you have faith in vampires just like any god or whatever you want to beleive in then it very well could exist.
Law of attraction.
Use your subconscious mind to think of it, and not directly like “i am a vampire i want to be a vampire”
If you are, you are, if you are not, no you are not.
Do not assume you are neither not.
Vampires don’t always lead easy lives o.0
I cannot turn you because you want to be. It is only done when absolutely necessary. Plus I don’t know where you are and i don’t know your scent so I can track it. Mandy, your sister is right. That is exactly how things work in this world of blood.
Sure we can go in the sunlight. It just bothers us a bit because our eyes are very sensitive to the rays. When you change you still look like yourself, you just look more cutting edge and beautiful. Like me!
Jess, do you have msn? And is it possible for a human to change just because the human drank some of the vampires blood? =x this scene i saw in a online manga…><” i really want to become one… really hoped so badly.
Well i have to admit i am a bit disappointed. So far I have spent my whole life helping others to forget about myself. Id like to continue doing this long past the time i was supposed to die. But if i must i will find alternate means.
hey jess can you just becomea vampire?