How To Become a Vampire
I was looking at some search stats and noticed that this question (how to become a vampire?) was more common than you might expect. Every day, nearly 100 people were looking for a way to join the ranks of the stylish undead. “An interesting topic for a little tutorial”, I thought. Hence this post.
It seems the jury’s still out on how, exactly, vampires are created. Some sources cite ancient beliefs (mostly useless superstition), some insist on the popular bitten-by-vampire myth, and some claim that you simply can’t “become” a vampire if you’ve been born human. Maybe there’s no single way. So, instead of focusing on any of the aforementioned approaches, I’ll describe three common vampiric features that you can attain without any supernatural help.
Hypnotism (AKA Mesmerism)
“True” vampires have it easy – some mind-control skills are supposedly included in the whole dark revenant package, along with good looks and sharp teeth. But don’t despair, … wait, no, despair is cool. Ahem. As I was saying, hypnosis and neuro-linguistic programming are well within the reach of mere mortals, so you are free to learn and use it – even if your heart is still beating. Head over to Google or Amazon.com
To get an (optimistic) idea of what you might achieve, take a look at Derren Brown. He’s done some very impressive things (videos).
Night Vision
Excellent low-light vision is something I’ve always wanted. You can improve your night vision by using a few tricks, and science might eventually figure something out.
The most promising idea I discovered is NightWalking. The website has a heavy slant towards philosophy/spirituality that reminds me vaguely of Carlos Castaneda, but it also contains a detailed guide on improving your peripheral vision. As you might already know, in a situation when there’s very little light, peripheral vision is much more effective than central vision. Better peripheral vision = better night vision, so this is definitely something worth trying.
Dark and Mysterious
The “dark” part won’t be a problem – just pick something from the wide range of goth stuff available. Maybe invest in coloured contact lenses and/or appropriate makeup.
As for being mysterious, well… * nods and smiles knowingly *
Ah, okay, I’ll be more verbose. There’s a bunch of lame tutorials about “how to be mysterious” on the web, but they’re generally a crazy mix of the somewhat useful and the completely ridiculous. In my opinion the coveted “aura of mysteriousness” is a pinch of secrecy + a certain form of inner confidence. And it’s not the kind of confidence that lets you approach strangers and sing on stage. I’m talking about the kind that frees you from seeking external validation of your thoughts, actions and existence. This is something that very few people have, but it can be learned. Think.
Miscellaneous Thoughts
I suspect most people in the “how to become a vampire” crowd are looking for a shortcut to becoming cool (is that a pun?). That is understandable. My main reservation about this is that it’s an unlikely shortcut — and that most wanna-be’s don’t really understand what they’re asking for when they say “I want to be a vampire!”.
Personally, I consider the concept of blood-craving bona-fide vampires unrealistic. I haven’t seen any reasonable biological explanations for it, and the idea that “it’s magic!” doesn’t do it for me on this overall low-magic planet. Psychic vampirism is a different thing entirely, but there’s generally nothing glamorous about being unable to sustain your existence without becoming a (possibly unknowing) parasite. Okay, parasitism might not be the only way, but I won’t discuss that here.
Hey, this is probably the weirdest post on this site (so far) 
I need a vampire!! Please help me!
Please!!!!
Email me- koolkool_12@hotmail.com
I live in victoria. Bc
Somebody talk to me
I want to be a vampire!! I know all the pain and hunger and welcome it! I need to be turned though! I already love the taste of blood. Please? I know all i need to. The pain,hunger,drawbacks, everything!! Please I’ll do anything!!
I’ll even be a donor instead of being a mortal for the rst of my life!!!
I dont know what I am. I crave blood but can resist it. I dont have fangs but i can bite deep. My nails can scratch deep enough that blood flows. I am unusually pale and have strange un-human reflexes. I fear for the others around me for I can hear their blood beating through their veins. HELP PLEASE!!
I also fear for my boyfriend and friends and did i mention sunlight doesnt bother me? ‘Cause it doesnt. So if you can help me email me at bmckinnon81@yahoo.com. I need help now!!
Is there a way i can become a FULL vampire???? I need help. I know i can’t change anyone so dont ask me. Charles Huntiff do you have any advice or answers? I posted my email earlier so email me if you know anything. I know I not human but that’s it. So can anyone help me please I am begging! Charles or Tellmesomething please help it seems you two are the most reliable source of information on my kind… whatever that is. I might be a Dhampir but im not sure… tell me. What is the reason behind me using terms that seem outdated without me knowing it. I am descended from a army of Irish warriors who were kicked out of ireland for not obeying the laws… if that helps…I am also the poster brittany too because i wish to become a vampire for i am not yet immortal..
i aklready seeked medicval admive and have stitches.
and had an iodine strip put on my leg for months to sease any infection.
i know have to circular holes on my leg.
it almost looks like a vampire bite.
alot of people have commented on it.
charles,
do you believe there is any sort of connnection?
today i cut my foot on a peice of glass, deeply but my blood wasnt a red colour it was more of a brown purple.
is this normal?
x
I’m interested in becoming a vampire or at least half vampire can anyone help me?
something is not right.
something has just changed.
i don’t know but maybe i am changing.
my eyes have changed colour.
completely white now.
the sun was shining today.
and it physically hurt me.
I have cravings for blood and i frequentally dream about one person, mainly drinking thier blood but also draining thier energy, like i can actually see it, what does that mean?
Well i was wondering if wanting to change for no not self change but change in the world and everyone else. Would that be immorale for a vampire to do. Im sorry everyone for being off the charts for a while i was busy up in some mountains doing research with friends of mine. but still i thought this out and i have nothing to loose apparently i was a mistake lol oh well guess you cant change the course of faith.
After finding this site by pure chance, it’s funny how many of you desire to become a vampire.
Don’t get me wrong, it would be a very interesting experience.
I’ve had my curiosity and I still wonder.
But just because you beg, doesn’t mean you’ll be turned.
And you might fit the physical description. It doesn’t mean you’re some secret vampire and you just didn’t know it yet.
I have extremely dark brown hair and my eye color frequently changes from deep, deep brown to black. And what do you know, my skin tone is almost pure white. Did I mention I enjoy the taste of blood?
I fit the “general” description.
But I know I’m human. I may be different in my physical appearance and preference for taste, but I’m still human.
Sure, if it was possible to change, I’d probably more than welcome it.
I believe anything is possible.
However.
If you’re meant to become a vampire, it’ll happen.
If not, live the life you have now to its fullest.
Be happy with what you have.
Becoming an Akara is like democricising your family on which has a soul life of attendance and pure trust.
Belive me upon your grave stone.
I’ve met 3 akara friends and next moon i will be going to visit them and hopefully they will show me their inner spirit!
Do you belive in saiton. I belive in nothing.
What ever was to be is now lost.
I’ve lost everything i ever loved and everything i ever adored.
But tell me this, Why do you want to loose The key?
I have a theory if anyone wants to hear it contact me on either myspace or my gmail account
naruhinafan01@gmail.com
http://www.myspace.com/snoboarderx_2007
Thanks
Hello I told all of you I need help can someone help me with my problem above???
what is The key?
Charles was your last comment to me?
Oxx
Charles can you help me? Please email me at bmckinnon81@yahoo.com
I might be a Dhampir. If you can give me some tips on how to be sure please tell me. I might be able to help some of you if you like to.
a dhampyr is a district of saiton, it has no knowledge of the same race as akara’s
Hello, Charles. I have been waiting for your reply.
I am so sorry for my relentless writing. I just required answers.
Charles I was wondering if you knew anything about Dhampirs or how you can tell if you are one?
I am sorry for writing over and ver but no one seems to reply so I shall continue being annoying until i get a answer!!
Waiting doesn’t shallow you on, as i have waiton longless moons!
I can not answer thee question frankely upon the race.
I do not prejudice man in that way.
I have a close key friend, lives in france. rue mirbeau, if you want to Speak to him meet him there!!!
Thank You!!!!! I cannot express how grateful I am!!
Thank You agin!!
Are vampires real. I think they r can somebody help me?
: become one?
Vampires are totally real.
I also have proof of a vampire i encountered with..
He accepted that i take a picture of his teath (Not his face….- i dont know why-) But he’s real im being serious, you don’t have to belive me but im being really serious.
Id love to become a vampire, but he said it takes knowledge to actually know howto be one!!!
Heres a link to the teath photo
http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vpteathyw7.jpg
YOU GUYS ARE ALL VAMPIRES. I AM NOT. I AM UNIQUE. [: