For the Christmas day, here’s a short and whimsical list of weird ways to lose some weight (mostly for guys though) 🙂
Watch More Porn
The procreation instinct can be one hell of a motivator. Watching porn will remind you that if only you exercised more you might actually get laid one day. This will give you emotion-based motivation, which is known to be stronger than purely intellectual decisions.
For more consistent results, you might consider covering the walls of your training room with erotic posters.
It’s a philosophy thing. If you become obese and you don’t like it, you are a victim. This would be utterly unacceptable for true evil badass, as your favorite pastime should be other people victims. On a more practical note, the evil lifestyle itself can be quite conducive to staying thin – carrying sacks of stolen money, lugging around bazooka’s and running from the police all provide the much-needed exercise and can integrate effortlessly into your daily routine.
Oh, and there’s also that “coolness factor” of being evil…
Learn Historical Swordplay
One reason why many people fail to exercise daily is because it’s just so damn boring. Historical fencing is a not-at-all-nerdy alternative that can be very engaging due to it’s competitive and skill-based nature. And no, it’s not all about prancing around with ain a horrid parody of a LARP. Rather, think martial arts.
While historical swordplay isn’t terribly useful in the modern world – except for the physical exercise, improved reflexes, agility, tactical thinking and a legitimate use for swords – … oh, right. And there’s that “coolness factor” again.Related posts :